<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723</id><updated>2011-04-22T05:18:58.952+01:00</updated><title type='text'>By a Woman</title><subtitle type='html'>&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ramblings of a thirty-something woman....&lt;/b&gt;
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Go to my &lt;a href="http://www.byawoman.blogspot.com/2002_09_01_byawoman_archive.html#82195182"&gt;intro&lt;/a&gt; to find out more.
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</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>517</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-109017891109897043</id><published>2004-07-18T20:26:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-07-18T20:29:57.436+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I am still alive!  But have moved.  Please drop by and visit sometime. See you there!  http://www.byawomanagain.blogspot.com </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/109017891109897043'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/109017891109897043'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_07_01_archive.html#109017891109897043' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108565903334182391</id><published>2004-05-27T12:51:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-27T12:57:13.340+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>TV TraumaMy husband is not normally one for giving up control of the remote easily.  There are enough televisions in our house for everyone, but even he has written off tomorrow night and decided to prop up a bar somewhere, allowing Daughters and myself to indulge in the last ever Friends ….sniff…sniff…. and the new series of Big Brother….  Still I’m sure it will make up for all the football we</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108565903334182391'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108565903334182391'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_05_01_archive.html#108565903334182391' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108539954921118745</id><published>2004-05-24T12:51:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-25T21:52:39.083+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Catch upWhere do the days go?  I can’t believe it is over a week since I posted here – sorry folks – it’s just been manic.Spent this weekend with some pals in London celebrating a 40th birthday (not mine!).  Fantastic time despite engineering works on both the main line and the tubes.  Lots of drink, good hotel, shopping and eating – just what I needed.  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108539954921118745'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108539954921118745'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_05_01_archive.html#108539954921118745' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108456629075941830</id><published>2004-05-14T21:08:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-14T21:24:50.760+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The Darling Buds of MayOur house is not far from our village pub.  In fact it’s almost next door, easily staggering distance anyway.  Tonight I was in the garden varnishing my bench (that sentence in itself just fills me with joy), when music struck up and wooden knocking sounds, bells and cries could be heard from the pub’s vicinity – and it was only 6pm!  Upon investigating it seemed we were </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108456629075941830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108456629075941830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_05_01_archive.html#108456629075941830' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108445991285517122</id><published>2004-05-13T15:49:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-13T15:54:33.340+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>What homework?Homework diaries have been mentioned in some comments below and I thought I would investigate those that belong to Daughters No. 1 &amp; 2, as they do appear to have them it seemsWithin the pages I found:Cut out pictures of latest boy band –sellotaped in.Photo booth pics of friends pulling facesTickets to past concertsEvery possible birthday (except mine!)Reminders of discos, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108445991285517122'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108445991285517122'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_05_01_archive.html#108445991285517122' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108429951776267316</id><published>2004-05-11T18:56:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-11T19:18:37.763+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Smarties have the answer...I've just discovered Smarties biscuits.  If I tell you I feel sick you'll know exactly how many I've discovered!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108429951776267316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108429951776267316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_05_01_archive.html#108429951776267316' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108422264811308470</id><published>2004-05-10T21:56:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-10T21:57:28.113+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Look into my eyes...I did a course today on body language.  It included how to tell if someone’s lying to you by how his or her eyes move.  I’ve tried to practise at home, but I’ve realised nobody actually looks me in the eye!  I asked Daughter No. 1 if she had got any homework - A frequent piece of wool that finds its way over my eyes regularly.  The first time she mumbled something as she </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108422264811308470'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108422264811308470'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_05_01_archive.html#108422264811308470' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108422256685087570</id><published>2004-05-10T21:55:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-10T21:56:06.850+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Blimey Blogger that was a bit of a shock - where's all the black and orange gone?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108422256685087570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108422256685087570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_05_01_archive.html#108422256685087570' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108404052872114955</id><published>2004-05-08T19:22:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-08T19:26:31.123+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Tragedy!Saturday Night Fever was brilliant!  Great night out had by all.  Not sure kids followed story but loved the singing and dancing - except mine.  We got up at the end and joined in much to daughter's total embarrassment!  Still that's what mothers are for aren't they?!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108404052872114955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108404052872114955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_05_01_archive.html#108404052872114955' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108404035987009093</id><published>2004-05-08T19:19:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-08T19:23:42.293+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'm a flasher!Since joining the Get Writing site, I seem to be spending more time there talking about writing than actually doing any!  Does this count do you think?  I have done some writing, just not the getting-a-few-thousand-more-words-into-the-novel kind of writing.  Instead I seem to have got hooked on flashing.  I’ve bought my grey mac, found a suitable park and am flashing away every </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108404035987009093'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108404035987009093'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_05_01_archive.html#108404035987009093' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108395004656193223</id><published>2004-05-07T18:14:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-07T18:18:27.606+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Stayin' AliveTonight is Saturday Night Fever night.  I’m taking Daughters to see the musical which is currently touring and at a theatre near us.   I remember sneaking into the film at the tender age of 17.  It was the first 18 certificate film (or was it “X” certificate then?), that I’d seen.  I can’t remember being shocked by anything and wonder now if the same film would be classified so </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108395004656193223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108395004656193223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_05_01_archive.html#108395004656193223' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108352238853930114</id><published>2004-05-02T19:26:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-02T19:30:43.000+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My New Best Friend - NOT!!A few months ago, whilst sitting in an outside-inside table at a coffee shop with a friend (you know outside the shop but inside the shopping centre – it’s still only Spring you know) I’m talking away about something I can’t remember but probably riveting, and it’s obvious she’s just not paying me the attention my story deserved.  Her bottom jaw is resting on her chest</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108352238853930114'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108352238853930114'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_05_01_archive.html#108352238853930114' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108334780577143328</id><published>2004-04-30T18:56:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-30T19:07:17.090+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Shang-A-LangI treated myself to this today.  I'm 10 all over again....</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108334780577143328'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108334780577143328'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108334780577143328' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108334527003053968</id><published>2004-04-30T18:14:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-30T18:18:41.840+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>B.M.I.O.M.G. O.M.G. O.M.G.!!!  Whilst at the supermarket today I stuck a fifty pence into one of those new weighing machines.  It reads your height, weight and fat mass and Body Mass Index.  O.M.G.  O.M.G. O.M.G.!!!  Thank heavens it only prints it out and doesn’t shout it around the store.Needless to say though my trolley was subsequently packed full of good intentions so I’ve decided to </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108334527003053968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108334527003053968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108334527003053968' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108300524543580313</id><published>2004-04-26T19:47:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-26T19:51:31.590+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A Weighty IssueIt’s just no good – I’ve put on about half a stone over the Easter period.  Everything is feeling a little clingy and a lot tight.  Something has to be done.  I know I’ve said all this before, running, Weight Watchers, Yoga.  It’s all been promised but I’ve failed to deliver.  The special pedometer and Points calculator sit idling in the fruit bowl in the kitchen (well there’s </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108300524543580313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108300524543580313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108300524543580313' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108273130100265081</id><published>2004-04-23T15:41:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-23T15:45:43.030+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Not such a good idea then...I bought a smoothie maker some time ago, I may have mentioned it.  It stayed in its box in the boot of my car for a while – a) because I hadn’t told Himself I’d bought it and he already thinks I’m a sucker for gadgets, and b) because I had no where else to put the thing.  Anyway, eventually it made it out of the car and into the kitchen and today, inspired by the sun</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108273130100265081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108273130100265081'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108273130100265081' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108271911973157178</id><published>2004-04-23T12:18:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-23T12:22:41.903+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Spring SprungDon’t you just love these warm spring days?  I’m lucky enough not to be at work today and it’s the kind of day that’s warmer outside than in.  I’ve pulled the garden bench out of its winter storage (tempting fate I know but I couldn’t resist), and spent the morning rubbing down and re-varnishing.  I could feel my black t-shirt sucking up the warmth and spreading goodwill and </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108271911973157178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108271911973157178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108271911973157178' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108264103388061128</id><published>2004-04-22T14:37:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-22T14:41:14.750+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Get Writing!The novel is on a go-slow.  I gave my characters their own passports and space in my suitcase for the holiday, but they were far too busy sunning themselves and chatting up hunky Spanish waiters to get on with my story.  In the hope of soaking up inspiration from other like-minded mad people I have signed up on the BBC Get Writing site.  Welcome, if you have found me via my profile </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108264103388061128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108264103388061128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108264103388061128' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108245246898765970</id><published>2004-04-20T10:14:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-20T10:18:34.390+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Plucked....into obscurityI am not a happy bunny this morning.  Not only am I back at work but my tweezers have disappeared.  I am blaming Daughter No. 1, who was the last to use them (abroad!), although she is protesting her innocence.  I am distraught.  I’ve had those tweezers since I was a teenager.  I have never found any others that work as well.  Himself can’t understand my grief, as I </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108245246898765970'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108245246898765970'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108245246898765970' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108238792562358455</id><published>2004-04-19T16:18:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-19T20:22:01.590+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>No, I don't want a bloody diploma!The amount of spam I am getting in my inbox is rising to epidemic proportions.  After a week away from the comp I had 286 emails waiting for my attention.  Of those, only 6 were actually for me, relevant to me and of interest to me.  I do not have a penis that needs enlarging - actually I don't have one at all.  But I’m perfectly happy with the one that is </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108238792562358455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108238792562358455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108238792562358455' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108237286018735723</id><published>2004-04-19T12:07:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-19T12:11:37.233+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Is it Monday again?!One day left of my Easter break.  Term starts tomorrow and therefore work does too.  Almost caught up on the laundry, especially for Himself as he’s off again on Friday for a golfing weekend….yes, yes I know, but I’m holding it in reserve for a girly weekend in London later in the Spring…  Haven’t done any other of the many things I promised I would over the break so the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108237286018735723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108237286018735723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108237286018735723' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108222880043004414</id><published>2004-04-17T20:06:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-17T20:10:35.280+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Phone HomeDaughter No. 1 turned on her phone as we returned home…only it wouldn’t.  Turn on.  Nothing.  Zilch.  She tried charging the battery but still no sign of life.  We hunted through the drawer in the kitchen, you know the one with the odd shoe laces, instructions for the blender, spare films, elastic bands and those tiny screwdriver sets you get in crackers that actually come in useful -</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108222880043004414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108222880043004414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108222880043004414' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108221796010109744</id><published>2004-04-17T17:06:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-17T17:09:54.763+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Home AgainHoliday in a nutshell:Weather fine – actually I thought it was quite good until a woman at the airport on way home told me the previous week had been scorching – The Cow!Apartment nice and clean – during the day decided it was better being over the busy road as it was a prime people watching vantage point – at night ready to hang the next karaoke singer that tried I Will Survive –</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108221796010109744'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108221796010109744'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108221796010109744' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108143597124746398</id><published>2004-04-08T15:52:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-08T15:57:32.170+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>See you in a week - off to inflict my family on all those other families escaping to the sun (I hope!).  Have a good Easter weekend - save some choccie for me!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108143597124746398'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108143597124746398'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108143597124746398' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108132229012202705</id><published>2004-04-07T08:18:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-07T08:21:50.983+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Mother's MadnessI had a tantrum yesterday.  I’m not proud.  It wasn’t big and it wasn’t clever.  But I had it all the same.I’d come back from a shopping trip with Daughter No. 1.  I’d done the same trip, the day before with Daughter No. 2.  This riles me for a start.  We can’t have a good mother and daughters shopping trip.  I have to take one at a time as they don’t like the same shops and </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108132229012202705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108132229012202705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108132229012202705' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108117521576520768</id><published>2004-04-05T15:26:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-05T15:33:36.310+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kittyMy sister's cat had kittens yesterday.  Six little blind hamster-like bundles.   It was the cat's first litter and Sister began to wonder if she (and the cat!) knew what she was doing.  A nice warm nest had been made up but each kitten was born in a different room of the house!  Upon arriving home that morning Sister found the first one at the top of</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108117521576520768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108117521576520768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108117521576520768' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108097695003069487</id><published>2004-04-03T08:22:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-03T08:26:53.890+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Those were the days....Daughter No. 1 has bought a record.  A real one.  Not a CD – an actual 7 inch circle of vinyl with a hole in the middle.  She bought it online and I’m not sure she knew exactly what she was buying.  It is signed and sports a picture of her latest boy-band fad so I don’t expect she cares that we have nothing to play the thing on!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108097695003069487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108097695003069487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108097695003069487' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108092061352679333</id><published>2004-04-02T16:43:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-03T08:30:19.030+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Trying.  Trying on, trying hard ..... or just trying.We’re off soon, in search of sun.  I’m not sure why I bothered really.  Daughters No. One and Two are constantly at each other’s throats and cannot be in the same house without fists, hair and furniture flying.  The thought of them cooped up in a one bedroom shoebox apartment is terrifying me!  Then there’s Himself.  It’s for him really </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108092061352679333'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108092061352679333'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108092061352679333' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108081623872079266</id><published>2004-04-01T11:43:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-01T11:47:31.543+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Wedding Bells (except there won't be...)We have received an invitation to a wedding.  I love weddings and don’t get to go to nearly enough!  This one is a bit different though, but then weddings are now aren’t they?  It will be a civil marriage in a hotel.  No church with bells peeling or musty hymn books, no little children playing hide and seek round the gravestones as the photographer poses </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108081623872079266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108081623872079266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108081623872079266' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108075950715966463</id><published>2004-03-31T19:58:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-03-31T20:26:31.623+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Using the "V" wordI went with my four female friends to see the Vagina Monologues last night.  What a laugh!  My mouth was sore from smiling so much!  In case anyone hasn’t heard of this ‘play’ it is basically three women sitting on stage discussing the female genital area.  It was based on stories told when women where interviewed about their “bits”.  The monologues were very funny, but also </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108075950715966463'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108075950715966463'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#108075950715966463' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-108074552363525073</id><published>2004-03-31T16:05:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-03-31T16:08:55.733+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Techno Tantrum!Our computer system is not running properly at work.  Now bearing in mind that this is a large corporation with an up-to-the-minute system and a large IT department, I can’t see what’s going wrong.  Every month or so, we get messages saying the server is going to be down for major updating that will ensure it runs efficiently and effectively, but low and behold the next week sees</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108074552363525073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/108074552363525073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#108074552363525073' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107986533223029485</id><published>2004-03-21T10:35:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-21T10:38:50.500Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Mothering SundayI think today may be my first real Mother’s Day.  Not that all the previous ones (of which I have had fifteen) weren’t special, they were, but this year Daughter No. 1 did everything herself.  She went into town, bought me a lovely bracelet and a photo frame which she filled with a picture of herself and Daughter No. 2 and used her own money!  Himself said he felt a bit </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107986533223029485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107986533223029485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#107986533223029485' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107955388480579682</id><published>2004-03-17T20:04:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-17T20:09:33.700Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Fickle FansBusted were loud.  Very loud.  I must be getting old.  My ears were still humming nearly 24 hours later!  Kids enjoyed it, but the band may have a slight problem with their support act McFly.  My girls both came away clutching their promotional flier and talking about these boys more than Busted themselves.  Daughter No. 1 has signed up to be a street team member for McFly, and </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107955388480579682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107955388480579682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#107955388480579682' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107892361823055548</id><published>2004-03-10T13:00:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-10T13:03:22.590Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Busted!I’m off with the kids to Wembley on Sunday – we’re seeing Busted.  If you are not aware of this English band they are three young, very good looking guys, all blond highlights and long legs.  They sing about life as they see it.  Songs vary from crushes on teachers to being dumped.  They play their own instruments and pogo around the stage.  It will a noisy and manic concert I’m sure and</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107892361823055548'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107892361823055548'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#107892361823055548' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107852226236022618</id><published>2004-03-05T21:31:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-05T21:59:26.076Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The BookI've written the beginning, know the end, rounded my characters and drafted the plot.  Only another 100,000 words then and I'll have written it!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107852226236022618'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107852226236022618'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#107852226236022618' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107765788020661173</id><published>2004-02-24T21:24:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-24T21:27:24.856Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Progress...at last!All is not lost in the Spanish lessons.  Tonight we learnt how to ask for una zapateria - a shoe shop!  I can now buy shoes and boots in the correct size and in all manner of colours.  I feel the need for some practical experience....wonder what Madrid is like at this time of year?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107765788020661173'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107765788020661173'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107765788020661173' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107737069374405908</id><published>2004-02-21T13:38:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-21T13:44:03.123Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Holiday HiccupBit of  a panic today in the By a Woman household.  A few months ago I booked us a weeks holiday for Easter online with a major tour company.  I paid the deposit online and subsequently sent of a cheque for the remaining amount.  This morning’s post, however, bought a letter from the holiday company, reminding us that the balance was now overdue and, basically pay up or stay at </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107737069374405908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107737069374405908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107737069374405908' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107730377892114202</id><published>2004-02-20T19:02:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-20T19:09:12.780Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I am still here.....somewhere.....Okay I’m going to apologise once again for neglecting this blog but I have a valid excuse – I promise.  I have at long last started writing my book.  You know the one that everyone supposedly has in his or her head somewhere?  For a while mine has been bouncing around in amongst the more mundane thought processes, such as what to cook for tea or how many times </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107730377892114202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107730377892114202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107730377892114202' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107631196262448272</id><published>2004-02-09T07:32:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-09T07:35:06.500Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Yes!Success.  Thank you.  See below.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107631196262448272'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107631196262448272'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107631196262448272' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107623289441454965</id><published>2004-02-08T09:34:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-08T09:42:04.780Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'm a Celeb...etc....etc....This is my one-day campaign to Get Brocket Out!  Why is this creep still in the jungle?  I can’t see his attraction one bit.  The guy’s a lecherous stirrer of the first order.  I didn’t take to him from the off, it has to be said.  He’s like an octopus with those arms and hands appearing out of anywhere to stroke and pinch any available flesh - preferably female but </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107623289441454965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107623289441454965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107623289441454965' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107616809800026065</id><published>2004-02-07T15:34:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-07T15:38:26.340Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Mistaken IdentitySomething unheard of happened to me the other day.  Something so out-of-this-universe.  I pulled!  Me!  A thirty-eight year old, mother of two, wife of one, with grey hairs prone to sprouting uninvited around my ears at any given moment and the wrong side of 10 and half stone for my height.  OK I grant you it was a case of mistaken identity on my side, and the windows were </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107616809800026065'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107616809800026065'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107616809800026065' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107609573610690767</id><published>2004-02-06T19:28:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-06T19:31:16.716Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Where have I been?Not sure really.  Well no that’s not true, I’ve been right here.  I didn’t disappear to some remote island with no internet connection (if such a place exists…), and I didn’t move house and forget the computer either.  I haven’t been too ill to type and Daughters 1 &amp; 2 haven’t finally driven me to total meltdown.  I just kinda lost the impetus…..is that the right word or have </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107609573610690767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107609573610690767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107609573610690767' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107608406620098937</id><published>2004-02-06T16:14:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-06T16:16:46.873Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Anybody there?Just dipping my big toe in the water.....is it safe to return?  Is anybody still out there?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107608406620098937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107608406620098937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107608406620098937' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107424816291727638</id><published>2004-01-16T10:16:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-16T10:22:00.483Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My daughter (No. 2)....the Lawyer!This is faithfully reproduced, spelling mistakes and all, but with names changed to protect the innocent(!).To: Daughter No. 1 (we shall call her Amy), The SofaFrom: Daughter No. 2 (Louise), The ComputerMy name is Louise (your sister) and I hear u would like to borrow my new curling tongs.  If this is true please read this contract and sign on the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107424816291727638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107424816291727638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107424816291727638' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107399963194461297</id><published>2004-01-13T13:13:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-13T13:15:40.750Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A January ThingI have very itchy feet.  It’s a January thing I’m sure.  I don’t mean the chilblains have set in but the apathy has!  I need a new job but I don’t want to have to get one!  I can’t be bothered really.  My job suits me.  It suits my family, our lifestyle, the kids, school hours – it is perfect really for me.  But I’m bored.  I can do it with my eyes shut and one hand tied behind </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107399963194461297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107399963194461297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107399963194461297' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107358619172612068</id><published>2004-01-08T18:23:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-08T18:28:01.623Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Bl**dy Bins!Regular readers will know that we have recently been forced into using wheelie bins rather than bags.  We have two bins, one green (for garden waste and cardboard), one black (for household rubbish).  We also have a green box for newspaper, bottles and cans.  Now imagine if you will two daughters, and a husband to a certain level who when we had one bin it was enough to actually get</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107358619172612068'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107358619172612068'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107358619172612068' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107350413151713870</id><published>2004-01-07T19:35:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-07T19:37:12.466Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"You hum it Son...."My dad has just bought a piano.  Nobody in our house is musical past Baa Baa Black Sheep on the recorder in Infant School, but he has always wanted one and this was going cheap…very cheap.  My mother doesn’t want the thing downstairs because a) they don’t have enough room really, and b) the thought of 6 grandchildren, 3 children and my father hammering the life out of it in </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107350413151713870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107350413151713870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107350413151713870' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107338656676006686</id><published>2004-01-06T10:56:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-06T11:37:12.326Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Willpower...me?So how many points then in Terry’s Miniature Orange Segments, Mingle choccies and Walker’s Shortbread biscuits?  Yes I’ve arrived back in the office feeling motivated and there on the coffee table are everyone’s leftovers!  I can see them from my desk…..they are calling out to me…..I must be strong….I must stay focused….maybe if I just have one?……</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107338656676006686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107338656676006686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107338656676006686' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107333604320445120</id><published>2004-01-05T20:54:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-05T20:55:42.093Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Only 20!Christmas was so over-indulgent I've registered at Weight Watchers.  They must have made a mistake though as they've worked out I can only have 20 points.  This can't be right...some people on there seem to have twice that amount.  I have to use about 2 for my milk allowance and have five portions of fruit a day which is about another 3 points.  So that's 5 of the precious buggers used </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107333604320445120'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107333604320445120'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107333604320445120' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107332224315585450</id><published>2004-01-05T17:04:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-05T17:05:41.733Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>97 Shopping Days Left Until Easter!Okay I'm kidding.....well no actually there is only 97 SDLUE and Easter eggs have been spotted today in Tescos....but you can breath a sigh of relief as I will NOT be doing an Easter countdown!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107332224315585450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107332224315585450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107332224315585450' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107332183099944181</id><published>2004-01-05T16:57:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-05T16:58:49.653Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>So, How Was It for You?Well I hope everyone is back to land of the living after all that food, drink and TV!  We had a lovely Christmas Day with all my family.  Dinner was slightly delayed due to a power shortage late morning but by then a few Buck Fizzes had passed our lips and we couldn’t give a cranberry stuff!  All the kids were well behaved and I don’t remember any fighting apart from one </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107332183099944181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107332183099944181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107332183099944181' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107277503961468778</id><published>2003-12-30T09:03:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-30T09:05:29.860Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Happy NEW Year!Why is New Year not New Year?  Because it’s full of old tat that’s why!  New Year should be about getting rid of all the unwanted baggage of life such as crap TV programmes, clothes that don’t fit and news items that show the world as less than perfect.  So what do we do each late December but bring them all out again!  Every time I turn on the TV at the moment someone is </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107277503961468778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107277503961468778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107277503961468778' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107212007081595133</id><published>2003-12-22T19:07:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-22T19:09:11.060Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>1.5 SDLUCI almost forgot to post my last reminder....but if you really still need pushing and prodding to get out there and start your Christmas shopping then shame on you!  I have been posting these advent shopping entries for weeks now so there's no excuse.  Be warned - there's nothing nice left - anything boxed will be dog-eared and torn, anything fashionable went months ago and don't even </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107212007081595133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107212007081595133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107212007081595133' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107208207765258667</id><published>2003-12-22T08:34:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-22T08:35:56.936Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Merry Christmas!This blogger is tinselled and mince pied out for the season!  I am taking a week or so off from By A Woman to concentrate on the family here, the family to be visited and the family who are descending on me.  I wish everyone a very merry and peaceful Christmas and will see you all refreshed (hopefully!) in the New Year.  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107208207765258667'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107208207765258667'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107208207765258667' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107187223011216188</id><published>2003-12-19T22:17:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-19T22:18:26.436Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>5 SDLUCPresents – tickCards – tickWrapping – tickDecorations – tickWork finished – tickSchool finished – tickChocolates – tickBooze – tickNon-perishables – tickCarol singers paid – tickTip for paper boy – tickThree parties down one to go – tickParacetemol – tick, tick and tick</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107187223011216188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107187223011216188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107187223011216188' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107173343408839097</id><published>2003-12-18T07:43:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-18T07:45:07.920Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Your thigh bone's connected to your hip bone..."….and I would have done well to remember this at the party the other night.  The evening ended on the predictable but fun “New York, New York” and with the obligatory high kicking chain of people.  Okay so I’m not as supple as I used to be but I’m sure my legs went the highest….I can’t walk this morning without searing pain in my hips but they </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107173343408839097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107173343408839097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107173343408839097' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107166813322566546</id><published>2003-12-17T13:35:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-17T13:36:46.186Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>HungoverOhhhh, ouch!  Now I remember why I don’t drink during the week anymore!  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107166813322566546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107166813322566546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107166813322566546' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107134811848821322</id><published>2003-12-13T20:41:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-13T20:43:53.733Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>11 SDLUCVery near major disaster averted today.  I had bought Daughter No. 1 some posh hair products for her Christmas stocking from Boots last week.  They were all sealed in sort of squashy foil bags with lids and then a box.  I had put this box in a big bag with all her other pressies ready to find a spare hour or so to wrap them up.  For some reason I decided today to take everything out of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107134811848821322'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107134811848821322'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107134811848821322' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107126258333622516</id><published>2003-12-12T20:56:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-12T20:57:29.793Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>12 SDLUCdon’t forget present for Secret Santa…I am still here……make mince pies for Himself to take to work…..somewhere…..buy stamps…..it’s just time…..what to wear for office party?……is flying by now…..find replacement bulbs bought last year for lights (again!)……and I’m running…..post parcels…..out of time…..ice cake….to do all the….wrap presents….little jobs that need….write cards….doing.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107126258333622516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107126258333622516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107126258333622516' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107108346792742908</id><published>2003-12-10T22:18:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-10T22:29:41.826Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>14 SDLUC - "Who the @!*# wants a partridge anyway..."On the 12th day of Christmas my truelove should have sent to me….12 Pairs of totally impractical but must-have shoes11 different outfits (fitting!)10 Sunday morning lie-ins9 days of quality shopping8 cashmere jumpers7 health farm holidays6 bottles of perfume5 PAIRS OF BOOTS4 lacy bras3 new handbags2 diamond ringsand a Box of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107108346792742908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107108346792742908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107108346792742908' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107099071373158035</id><published>2003-12-09T17:25:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-09T17:26:16.466Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>15 SDLUCResistance is futile.  Christmas is approaching and nothing I or you can do will slow it down!  I have given in to demands of teenager daughters, who for the three weeks only will be child-like again, and bought some outdoor lights for a tree in our front garden.  I originally bought 180 but it is surprising how both the amount of lights and the size of the tree are nothing like I </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107099071373158035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107099071373158035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107099071373158035' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107090907502854937</id><published>2003-12-08T18:44:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-08T18:48:59.076Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Congratulations YOU are a winner!Today I reached my 10,000 visitor and I was hoping the lucky person would be a long-standing or regular reader but it turned out to be someone passing through via Globe of Blogs.  Not that this matters as all are welcome here whether they stumble upon me accidentally, never return again or decide to stick around.  So my sincere thanks to all who have visited, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107090907502854937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107090907502854937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107090907502854937' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107078702818351427</id><published>2003-12-07T08:50:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-07T08:51:27.483Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>17 SDLUCDaughter No. 1 and I went out to buy our tree yesterday.  We used to all go together but Himself has decided he can’t take our cumulative indecision when it comes to buying the exact tree for our house anymore (also he refuses to have needles in his car).  As we had to use my car it was obvious that only two of us and a tree were going to fit in.  Daughter No. 2 was not overly concerned</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107078702818351427'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107078702818351427'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107078702818351427' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107069804132131036</id><published>2003-12-06T08:07:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-06T08:08:19.903Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Lord of the Rings Pt 3 1/2Daughter No. 2 is a big Orlando Bloom and Lord of the Rings fan.  I did enjoy the first two films but have to confess to not seeing them at the cinema but from the comfort of my own armchair.  And I think this is how I shall watch the third as having booked Daughter No. 2 and a friend tickets to the film (which doesn’t come out until the 19th December but is already </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107069804132131036'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107069804132131036'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107069804132131036' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107066217833968023</id><published>2003-12-05T22:09:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-05T22:10:36.340Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>19 SDLUCSorry no time to stop today and chat....forced into long and tiring day in the shops.  Sister-in-law has announced that she is coming round tomorrow to swap presents!  Can't be done any other day as she has work commitments, lives too far away for quick trips and is so bloody organised she has everything bought, wrapped, ribboned and tagged.  Of course it goes without saying that of the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107066217833968023'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107066217833968023'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107066217833968023' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107052371312198184</id><published>2003-12-04T07:41:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-04T07:42:48.560Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>20 SDLUCI had a hit from a search for Never Buy A Woman Anything That Plugs In.  If you are still out there please please take your own advice!  Also include anything that is alive or anything that is three sizes too small, has so much lace it itches like hell and invariable will be red!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107052371312198184'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107052371312198184'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107052371312198184' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107047993812076374</id><published>2003-12-03T19:32:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-03T19:37:00.153Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Some wives do 'ave 'em!With all the channels available these days it is not easy to forget the sitcoms of yesterday.  Idly flicking through the other day I came across To The Manor Born, Open All Hours and The Good Life but my favourite as a kid used to be Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em.  I can remember rolling on the floor belly laughing at Frank’s capers and yet yesterday it was embarrassing to </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107047993812076374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107047993812076374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107047993812076374' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107047057547266384</id><published>2003-12-03T16:56:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-03T16:57:10.716Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>We believe you.....Mick Jagger has opted not to collect his knighthood from Buckingham Palace on the same day as Jonny Wilkinson receives his honour.  Apparently Mick doesn’t want to take the limelight away from the all-conquering, up-and-coming, gorgeously good looking, talented, hero-of-the-moment Jonny.  No really!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107047057547266384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107047057547266384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107047057547266384' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107045727547191609</id><published>2003-12-03T13:14:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-03T13:15:30.280Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>21 SDLUCDon't believe me?  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107045727547191609'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107045727547191609'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107045727547191609' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107040242324662574</id><published>2003-12-02T22:00:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-02T22:02:08.920Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>First Christmas...Card.....arrived today from an Auntie that's not really an Auntie but has always been called Auntie.  This is different from 'uncles' that are definately not uncles but who stay the night sometimes....Roast Turkey With Trimmings....lunch out with colleague todayPull of a cracker....ditto above but it just felt too early to wear the hat..sorryMince Pie....ditto above </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107040242324662574'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107040242324662574'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107040242324662574' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107039130971150403</id><published>2003-12-02T18:55:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-02T18:56:02.966Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>'These things don't happen here'....They do now.Our community is reeling once again this week with a man murdered in the next village.  Cambridgeshire, along with the rest of the country, is still numb from the Soham tragedy which is so vividly being highlighted again the news and just today people have been arrested under the Terrorism Act in Cambridge.  The murdered man in the next village </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107039130971150403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107039130971150403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107039130971150403' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107027497539190004</id><published>2003-12-01T10:36:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-01T10:37:07.140Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Deck the halls.....It's December 1st and many houses are already lit up.  I can't get lights or other festive graphics on the site (I really wanted flashing, glittery overkill) but I've had to be content with a colour change.  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107027497539190004'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107027497539190004'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107027497539190004' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107018414705390078</id><published>2003-11-30T09:22:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-30T09:23:17.606Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>25 SDLUCYour mission, should you choose to accept is to track down the last few Cadbury’s advent calendars in the County…  For some reason, known only to me….actually I don’t know either….I have failed to secure said items over the previous few weeks and now can’t find any for love nor chocolate!  I could buy daughters a Hulk calendar or a Barbie one.  We could open doors each day to reveal </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107018414705390078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107018414705390078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#107018414705390078' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107013719346387499</id><published>2003-11-29T20:19:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-29T20:20:43.326Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A gottle of geer, a gottle of geer....Now it's one squeeze for a smile David and two for a sexy pout and if I pull this cord you can open your mouth as if to speak....</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107013719346387499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107013719346387499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#107013719346387499' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107011245493802716</id><published>2003-11-29T13:27:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-29T13:30:12.920Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Oh Crumbs!Are you a morning person?  Do you spring from bed at 7am with bright sparkly eyes and a brain to match?  If you want perfect toast then lets hope so because your little grey cells will need to be on top form to work out this little bit of maths which, according to my newspaper, has cost £10,000 to develop.  Why?  Is this going to help save lives?  Will knowing how to get the butter to</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107011245493802716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107011245493802716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#107011245493802716' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-107004550664260190</id><published>2003-11-28T18:51:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-28T18:52:34.670Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Easy come...easy go!Christmas most certainly has come early for me.  My payslip arrived this morning and normally I don’t even bother tearing off the little strips to read the depressing amount I am receiving for my hard work but today I did and was astounded to see I had £1800 more than normal!  It did mention something about arrears but as far as I knew I wasn’t owed anything.  Pulling myself</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107004550664260190'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/107004550664260190'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#107004550664260190' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106996166732902093</id><published>2003-11-27T19:34:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-27T19:40:33.060Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I've been surfingSome random links...just because.A nice bowl of soup to warm your cockles...As a big fan of the original duo I'm not sure this is a good idea.As Doctor Who is returning (and if you have no idea who he is I suggest you check out DG's entries for last week) this guidance could come in handy one day...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106996166732902093'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106996166732902093'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106996166732902093' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106993247806471672</id><published>2003-11-27T11:27:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-27T11:28:44.793Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It's a girl!God I feel old this morning.  I don’t feel like I should have a fifteen year old daughter.  I surely can’t look like I do? (don’t answer that!).  I can’t believe it was that long ago that I spent all night willing her to get a move on and leave my body in peace.  I’m not sure my body has ever been at peace again since that long, so long night but fifteen years ago it did as I looked</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106993247806471672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106993247806471672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106993247806471672' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106987901576650579</id><published>2003-11-26T20:36:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-26T20:37:41.590Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>29 SDLUCIt turns out that Himself has failed to secure the first item on my wish list for this year but never mind I have plenty more ideas for him.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106987901576650579'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106987901576650579'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106987901576650579' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106986409072176783</id><published>2003-11-26T16:28:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-26T16:30:12.200Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Mother's PrayerDaughter No. 1 is 15 tomorrow.  A real teenager.  None of the practicing and gentle warming up that belongs with the 13 and 14 year olds.  No 15 is the real thing in all it’s sulking, hyper, moody, emotional, hating, loving, full-blown hormonally bursting self. As such I offer up a prayer.Dear GodPlease grant my daughter with a couple of birthday presents from me.  I wish her </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106986409072176783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106986409072176783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106986409072176783' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106967994081730866</id><published>2003-11-24T13:19:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-24T13:19:42.750Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>31 SDLUC - Vegetarians look away!It’s time to order your Christmas bird.  No this doesn’t mean Santa will try and squeeze Pamela Anderson into your festive stocking but what you will eat for Christmas lunch (Oh pleeeease – no NOT her again…)!  Each year cooks deliberate over buying frozen, farm fresh, black feathered, corn-fed or organic turkeys but this year you can choose between those that </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106967994081730866'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106967994081730866'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106967994081730866' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106961952423242718</id><published>2003-11-23T20:32:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-23T20:41:33.483Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>White Christmas?I appreciate that for some a white Christmas is nothing strange but here in England it is something of a rarity.  Bets are placed each year as to whether or not a single flake will fall on a Met Office Centre.  For some the idea of waking up to a blanket of snow is romantic, beautiful and the ultimate in Christmassy feel-good.  If you are driving miles to see family or working </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106961952423242718'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106961952423242718'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106961952423242718' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106961606850110076</id><published>2003-11-23T19:34:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-23T19:35:09.153Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>32 SDLUCHimself, having earlier in the week cancelled his game of golf for this morning because he mistakenly thought the rugby was on today instead of yesterday, was at an obvious loose end.  So we trotted off to the shops to begin our Christmas shopping in earnest.  Well, I trotted and Himself lagged behind but very successful it turned out to be.  Although I do love shopping I am hopeless at</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106961606850110076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106961606850110076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106961606850110076' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106951484746751212</id><published>2003-11-22T15:27:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-22T15:28:49.686Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Yes!Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.We always make bloody hard work of these things but YES!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106951484746751212'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106951484746751212'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106951484746751212' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106944764338426489</id><published>2003-11-21T20:47:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-21T20:48:46.746Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'm not one to gossip...but....I've never come across this phenomena myself but apparently some people actually talk to each other on The Tube....amazing! (via The Presurfer)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106944764338426489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106944764338426489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106944764338426489' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106944643750015834</id><published>2003-11-21T20:27:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-21T20:28:14.340Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Love is.....not shoppingAs someone who has to shop, loves to shop and will shop, to me this is incomprehensible.As someone who has to shop (eventually) hates to shop (passionately) but will shop (under duress), to Himself this is totally comprehensible and if they throw in the divorce as well - SOLD! </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106944643750015834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106944643750015834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106944643750015834' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106944377226781277</id><published>2003-11-21T19:42:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-21T19:43:30.186Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Go England!Apparently there is some biggish rugby game on tomorrow morning.  I’m not entirely sure of all the rules but it seems you basically need to get the ball to the other end and woe betide anyone who gets in the way.  I did watch our semi-final against France and I know this is a very girly thing to say but the one thing that struck me most was the new shirts they wear – Lycra has well </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106944377226781277'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106944377226781277'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106944377226781277' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106934084053524137</id><published>2003-11-20T15:07:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-20T16:39:49.576Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>They are here....Our village is littered with green and black invaders today.  They are hanging around peoples garden gates, skulking with intent.  Such is their presence that they detract from the beauty that is the village as you drive through.  The skeletal trees clinging to the last burnished leaves are not seen.  The moorhens scrapping around for food by the little pond are dangerously </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106934084053524137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106934084053524137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106934084053524137' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106925045169437356</id><published>2003-11-19T14:00:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-19T14:02:19.686Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Fast ForwardI received this email forward today and thought I'd post it here as, a) it is so like Himself and me I'm going to check the house for bugging devices, and b) I haven't got time to think of anything original to write today!1.  RelationshipsIf Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they willcall each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.  If Mark, Chris, Eric</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106925045169437356'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106925045169437356'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106925045169437356' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106918041266936840</id><published>2003-11-18T18:33:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-18T18:34:06.733Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Chopstick in man's head for five years"Okay so now I feel a right twit.  Spotted the above headline on Yahoo News and my immediate thought was this guy has been going round humming “Chopsticks” for five years!  Chopsticks - you know the little tune almost everyone can play on the piano….and I’m trying to think of something witty to write about it as the page loads only to find I’m completely </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106918041266936840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106918041266936840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106918041266936840' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106917981381883686</id><published>2003-11-18T18:23:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-18T18:24:07.996Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>How long 'til I retire??Oh my what a start to the week, I have had no time at work to read blogs, write blogs or plan blogs.  Spent most of yesterday going through projects with Boss-lady who has hopefully been allocated a bed in the hospital today ready for her op’ tomorrow.  I have multi-coloured plastic wallets containing her whole working life and mine from now until she returns.  She </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106917981381883686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106917981381883686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106917981381883686' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106897406267753066</id><published>2003-11-16T09:14:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-16T09:14:53.090Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Let it snow let it snow....So I might be getting a little bit Christmassy here and I would prefer to hang on until December but some things are just too sweet.  (Link via Presurfer, who came to me via Scott)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106897406267753066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106897406267753066'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106897406267753066' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106897246976008934</id><published>2003-11-16T08:47:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-16T08:48:20.500Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>39 SDLUCThe retail season is well underway now with every shop bulging with present ideas.  But how crap is some of this stuff!  I have a friend who always buys Himself a joke-type Christmas present.  He’s had a fart machine (definitely not required); a toupee grower (as he is somewhat follicley challenged and sensitive about it, this p**sed him off all Christmas Day); a reindeer that pooped </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106897246976008934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106897246976008934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106897246976008934' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106890106157995535</id><published>2003-11-15T12:57:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-15T14:08:58.140Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Grow up Miranda!I’m not sure what Miranda Sawyer is thinking.  Legalising sex for 12 year olds is absolutely ludicrous!   Why do we keep insisting that children have to grow up before they are ready.  The furthest a 12 year old should get involved as far as sex is concerned is swooning over the latest boy band or Brittany look-alike. They can mature emotionally and physically safe in the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106890106157995535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106890106157995535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106890106157995535' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106882656070146133</id><published>2003-11-14T16:16:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-14T19:15:22.590Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Rocky Hamilton ShowNow if you will imagine just for a moment – and absolutely no longer – that you are organising a Festival of Erotica.  You have the models, the underwear, the PVC and the furniture (yes, there’s a new range of sexy sofas…).  You have the music blasting at exactly 33mhz which (apparently) is the level required for it to send the ladies wild.  All you need now is a celeb to </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106882656070146133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106882656070146133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106882656070146133' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106882548975041565</id><published>2003-11-14T15:58:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-14T15:58:38.106Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Breakfast - Brussels style1 piece of bread, toasted to perfection and topped with a knob of real butter.1 bowl of cornflakes (Kellogg’s, naturally), sprinkled very lightly with sugar.1 glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, with bits.1 pot of mild alternate-culture heat-treated fermented milk!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106882548975041565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106882548975041565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106882548975041565' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106876020946103890</id><published>2003-11-13T21:50:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-13T21:55:55.373Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I have the powerSo tired tonight after heavy day at work.  My boss found out today that a major operation she has been scheduled to have has been booked in for next week.  This means she will be away from work for at least 2-3 months.  Today has been spent going through her diary and working out what can be sorted by others (ie me) and what will have to be cancelled (by me).  We’ve sorted </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106876020946103890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106876020946103890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106876020946103890' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106866399374542810</id><published>2003-11-12T19:06:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-12T19:11:36.750Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>No hablo Español I haven’t mentioned anything for a while about the Spanish lessons and there’s a very  good reason for this – I’m not learning Spanish.  Oh I’m still going every Tuesday evening and I’m still sitting there at my desk with my books open but I’m not actually learning much.  I can hold my own when asked to give directions to el hotel and I can order you a café con leche but only </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106866399374542810'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106866399374542810'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106866399374542810' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106865385434612581</id><published>2003-11-12T16:17:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-12T16:18:00.733Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Pathetic PredictionsHalf way through the week and so far the Horror-scope exercise has been a complete failure.  Nothing really has happened in my increasingly routine life that I can relate back to the prediction.  I suppose it could have been on the 45th (lucky number) attempt that I finally got past the please hold, your call is important to us message yesterday but it felt more like the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106865385434612581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106865385434612581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106865385434612581' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3815723.post-106854891498847261</id><published>2003-11-11T11:08:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-11T11:08:59.890Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>OMG - pass me the sick bucket!Yuk.  Yuk.  Yuk.  YUK!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106854891498847261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3815723/posts/default/106854891498847261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://byawoman.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106854891498847261' title=''/><author><name>By A Woman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17685863577030913511</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
